March 2012
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Mormons be knockin' on my door.
So, I listened to them, told them I grew up Christian, and then we started talking about the Baha’i Faith.
Mormons get a bad rap, y’all.
Unless it’s about homophobia because that shit’s true.
February 2012
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Send letter to congressman.
Receive reply four months later.
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Virginia be all up in yo' vagina.
Not okay.
Normal person: There's no such thing as awkward.
Me: Hi.
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seamonstersandtits replied to your post: Need to read 300 pages of material before…
this semester sucks :c
PRETTY MUCH.
Need to read 300 pages of material before Tuesday.
This sounds do-able, right?
Well, I have to work today and tomorrow for 10 hours each during the most productive/waking hours of the day.
Fuck. My. Life.
Goodbye, sleep.
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Not to be modest, but after emailing one of my professors about an upcoming Supreme Court decision, she’s altered the discussion for one of her law classes this week. Fuck you, corporate personhood. I win.
#blatantbrownnosery #blatantbragging
HOLY SHIT I GOT PAID ON FRIDAY I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE ANOTHER WEEK I GUESS I LOST TRACK OF TIME THIS PAYCHECK WAS HEFTY BECAUSE I TOOK ON AN EXTRA SHIFT LAST WEEK FUCK YEAH.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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So, as much as love life right now, here's how I...
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US on Russian and Chinese UN Veto: "Disgusting",... →
verbalresistance:
A Quick Listing of The United States’ Record of Veto Use at the United Nations (UN): 1972–2011 *
(Including Resolutions against Decades of Atrocities and Violations, Often Supported and/or Bankrolled by the United States)
Year + The UN Resolution which was vetoed by the United States:
1972 Condemns Israel for killing hundreds of people in Syria and Lebanon in air raids.
...
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“The U.S. and its Western allies are sure to do whatever they can to prevent...”
– Noam Chomsky: Article (via stay-human)
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Avoid doing homework.
End up on IAEA website.
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“Thomas Merton said it was actually dangerous to put the scriptures in the hands...”
– Richard Rohr (via azspot)
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turntechgoddamnit:
rum—ham:
Dying.
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Random thoughts:
So many stains on my covers. Every one food-related.
I have enough t-shirts to clothe the top-half of a small village.
I am getting so little and so much done tonight.
I really like food.
How am I not obese?
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CANNOT. HANDLE. →
Religion should be a synonym for blinders.
Oh my God I am not awake enough for human interaction don’t want to go to class/do want everyone to shut up hi I’m antisocial right now.
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Dear God. I have a problem.
The last thing I remember dreaming about last night was being in Cairo worrying about being bombed by American forces and ethnic Kurds fighting against the Afghani government.
Yes, conscious me is aware that this is geographically incorrect.
But really, why do I not dream about flying or boys or some trippy shit?
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